Not Your Mother's Goose
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Not Your Mother's Goose

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Not Your Mother's GooseNot Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying

Not Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories -- if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying vowels to Pinocchio succumbing to a lengthy battle with Dutch Elm Disease. Mix in illustrations reminiscent of Gary Larson's classic Far Side cartoons, and you're left with a madcap read that will leave you laughing all the way from Rumpelstiltskin's Twitter feed to Humpty Dumpty's Facebook page (where Jack is still trying to grow a beanstalk--in FarmVille).



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Crd Press
Published: 08/26/2015
ISBN: 9780990964407
Pages: 70
Weight: 0.35lbs
Size: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.15d
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L. Bostian
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Great size for tiny dogs!
Color: Skull With Spiders, Color: Skull With Spiders
We got this for our grand-dog, a tiny Havanese! It's a great size for her. It was challenging to find things she could carry around with her tiny mouth when she was a puppy and we liked the added bonus of her pulling them out of the skull. Another activity in her day.... It was the perfect seasonal item to add to the toy box. It's her favorite thing to carry around. The squeakers are still going strong. It got a little crusty after she played with them for a while, but they washed great! Still holding up! Would recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 7, 2023
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becky
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
My little dog's favorite toy
Color: Skull With Spiders
These spiders are small and not for big dogs. But my little one loves them so much and it is hard to find good durable toys small enough for her. I love these spiders so much I wish I could buy just the spiders. the ones they sell alone are too big for her. If some one from the company could help a sister out on how to buy the spiders without the skull I would be for ever grateful.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 15, 2023
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✨CrOSleY✨
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Dog Toy.
Color: Candy Rex
These are the best dog toys!!! My GSP is obsessed!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2025
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AME
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 3
Small, below-average hide and seek-toy
Color: Skull With Spiders
This toy is not as large nor as well-made as the 6 other hide and seek-toys our dog has. The small size of the skull makes the dog disinterested in it. For the size, the price should be half what it is.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 24, 2022
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Truvvy
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 4
Sturdy toy
Color: Candy Rex
Very strong matetial. My dog didnt destroy the first 5 mins. Still holding strong. I cut the orange scales off the back as a precaution from swallowing
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Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2026

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