Watery Tart - Monty Python Holy Grail Mug
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Watery Tart - Monty Python Holy Grail Mug

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Watery Tart - Monty Python Holy Grail MugStrange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. This mug features the Lady of the Lake doing exactly that hand emerging dramatically from the water, Excalibur aloft, castle in the background, absolutely no democratic mandate whatsoever. The full quote is on there too. Every glorious word of it. Watery Tart design featuring the Lady of the Lake and Excalibur "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

This mug features the Lady of the Lake doing exactly that - hand emerging dramatically from the water, Excalibur aloft, castle in the background, absolutely no democratic mandate whatsoever.

The full quote is on there too. Every glorious word of it.

  • Watery Tart design featuring the Lady of the Lake and Excalibur
  • "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you"
  • Available in 11oz with coloured handles and 15oz plain white
  • Designed and printed by us in Bristol for UK orders - international orders printed locally to you
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • Makes an excellent gift for anyone with opinions about the validity of aquatic-based political systems

Part of our Monty Python range - collect them all and confuse your non-fan colleagues completely.

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