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Beards vs Mullets Hand Towel

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Beards vs Mullets Hand TowelBeards are Cool, Mullets are Not A PSA for Your Bathroom Tired of passive aggressive arguments about the right way to hang toilet paper? Let this towel do the talking loudly and hilariously. Featuring the timeless wisdom: Beards are cool (TP over), mullets are not (TP under) because we all know which one belongs on your face and which one belongs in the past. This design is available on your choice of high quality white cotton towels: Flour Sack 28" x

Beards are Cool, Mullets are Not — A PSA for Your Bathroom

Tired of passive-aggressive arguments about the right way to hang toilet paper? Let this towel do the talking — loudly and hilariously. Featuring the timeless wisdom: Beards are cool (TP over), mullets are not (TP under) — because we all know which one belongs on your face and which one belongs... in the past.

This design is available on your choice of high-quality white cotton towels:
• Flour Sack — 28" x 29":Light, airy, and ready to keep your bathroom classy
• Waffle/Dobby Weave — 15" x 26":Textured, compact, and packs a punch of sass
• Terrycloth — 16" x 30":Soft, sturdy, and boldly opinionated

A few things to know:
• Other towel colors may be available upon request.
• Sizes are approximate and might vary (towels like to keep it casual).
• Wash before use to maximize fluff and fabulousness.
• Thread is polyester and bleach-friendly — your design stays loud and proud.
• Each piece is handmade to order, so no two towels (or toilet paper opinions) are exactly alike.
• Customization beyond towel type or thread color may incur an extra fee.

Let your bathroom decor make the statement you’ve been dying to scream: toilet paper goes over. Always.

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