Funky Trunks Fur Seal Boy's Sidewinder Trunks
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Funky Trunks Fur Seal Boy's Sidewinder Trunks

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Funky Trunks Fur Seal Boy's Sidewinder TrunksFinally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully grown, hairy bodied men skimming further across the water when ejected from waterslides than smooth, hair less children and knew we were onto something. With all the proof now on our side, we have added fur to our swimwear

Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the water when ejected from waterslides than smooth, hair-less children and knew we were onto something. With all the proof now on our side, we have added fur to our swimwear to help you glide through the water like a sodden koala.

 

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.

Our latest skincare treatment has been scientifically proven by medical-type professionals who are massive on TT, that getting stung by any sort of jellyfish helps keep your skin young and supple. Which is why our latest swimwear is woven with the stinging tentacles of jellyfish and blue bottles. After you’ve worn our swimwear, you’ll need to regularly purchase our anti-sting treatment to help relieve the pain that you will experience. But at the end of it all you will look and feel amazing and we’ll have pocketed your hard earned money. This print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!

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